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#whenever i see this i remember a dude sending me bottom picture in college and i was like acted like oh a funny meme and he i guess#backed down from his flirtation and then i tried to fuck his roommate but his roommates dick didnt work and then his roommate came out to me#as asexual like a week later and i ended up fucking another dude in our burlesque group who i dated for like 2 years but mostly open and#long distance until i realized i was in love with my best friend and former roommate but i didnt end things until she said she liked me back#and then i moved to california to be with her and was deliriously happy for a few months until she dumped a few weeks after i signed a#yearlong lease. and the dude i dated lived near me in california and i eventually reconnected with him but i never told him about dating my#friend bc id broken up with him ostensibly bc of distance and then immediately moved across the country to where he was but for someone else#anyways im still friends w him and he pays for my spotify#anyways thats most of my romantic history in the tags of the shit bitch you is fine post i did not mean for this to occur