Imagine: horror movie characters comfort you after an IBS attack
Ash Williams:
Damn baby that ass can SHIT! I think IBS makes you 10 times more groovy π gimme some sugar baby
Herbert West:
I may be a doctor, but that doesnβt mean Iβm a gastroenterologist. I advise you see someone else to help you with yourβ¦. issue.
Ghost Face:
That poop hurt my girl???? Iβm gonna stab it to death!!! Ghost face style
Freddy Krueger:
Ermm I havenβt seen any nightmare on elm street movies yet so I donβt know what heβd say sorry :((
Jason Vore Hes:
*starts shitting in solidarity*
(via boy-crazy123456)