March 8th, 2013 at 4:57PM

you’re so beautiful, you could be a part-time model

spending part of the time modeling

and part of the time next me <3

and the rest of the time doing your normal job

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March 8th, 2013 at 4:53PM

you’re so beautiful, you could be a waitress

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March 8th, 2013 at 4:51PM

they call it a fly because it takes you up to heaven

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March 8th, 2013 at 4:50PM

just because i’m in a two-man novelty band doesn’t mean its all about poontang

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March 8th, 2013 at 4:27PM

she’s so hot she’s making me sexist………. bitch

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March 8th, 2013 at 4:26PM

she’s so flippin hot she’s like a curry

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March 8th, 2013 at 4:25PM

there is no more elephants

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March 8th, 2013 at 4:24PM

the world is quite different ever since the robotic uprising of the late nineties

#instead of saying yes we now say affirmative#unless we know the other robot really well#fotc
March 8th, 2013 at 4:22PM

the distant future. the year two thousand

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March 8th, 2013 at 4:20PM

he’ll never get to say………….. whoa leggy blonde you got it goin on when i see you wearin that thong thong thong seeya gettin on to the break of dawn mumblemumblemumblemumble panties on

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March 8th, 2013 at 4:18PM

i had a budgie but it died

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March 8th, 2013 at 4:14PM

the mutha ‘ucka runs a racist 'uckin  grocery, mutha 'ucka won’t sell an apple to a kiwi shih fight’s gonna get vicious and malicious cut the cra#$% i need my red delicious ^&*(0kiwi that my money isn’t valid gonna dice the mutha 'ucka like a mutha 'ucking fruit salad then #$*DF&^^$* #$(&^^ granny smith (&^F#% an avocado &^(%^$$#&H:SDF&( MANGO *^*&%#$@#@ **&%#D$^&GFS and pop an apple in his ass yeah

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March 8th, 2013 at 4:05PM

oh my god flight of the conchords when did i forget how amazing this band is like holy shit my heart

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