My employer reading my work experience off my resume
god telling me why she chose to welcome me into heaven
(via feministdeathparty)
The bed is earth the eggs are humans and the guy is god to be honest……
(via sailorbrazil)
(via surreal)
whole pussy out
dirt in my mouth
sing a lil ditty when i stroll down south
bone removal
without approval
i found your name and address on the google
(via yeah-yeah-beebiss-1)
whole pussy out
dirt in my mouth
sing a lil ditty when i stroll down south
bone removal
without approval
i found your name and address on the google
(via wyomings)
there was a moustache on the floor at the movie theater today…
Cinderella …
this comment has utterly undone me
(via unclefather)
god released me into the wild and now he’s hunting me for sport
who did this just wondering i love the use of ellipses
the clunk wrote this
(via egberts)