katarinanavane:

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Over 70 individual art pieces and many more natural specimens make up this finished piece. I have been working on this one for a while! I’m calling it ā€œUnnatural History Museumā€

The second image is a detail shot, the third a long exposure shot of it in the dark so you can see the glow-in-the-dark elements

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samsketchbook:
“ The text reads,
“YOU WERE FRANTIC AND FOOLISH, YOU KEPT NO TRACK OF TIME, YOU RAN YOUR DELICATE BODY INTO ITS NATURAL END,
YOU BURNED ALL YOUR CANDLES TO STUMPS, YOU ARE TIRED AND HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO LAY DOWN,
YOU HAVE EARNED THIS...

samsketchbook:

The text reads,

“YOU WERE FRANTIC AND FOOLISH, YOU KEPT NO TRACK OF TIME, YOU RAN YOUR DELICATE BODY INTO ITS NATURAL END,
YOU BURNED ALL YOUR CANDLES TO STUMPS, YOU ARE TIRED AND HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO LAY DOWN,
YOU HAVE EARNED THIS REPERCUSSION, THIS REWARD, THIS RECKONING,
YOU FINALLY  NEED TO KNOW

HOW TO DECAY GRACEFULLY

LIE STILL (x13) ”

(via yeeowch)

gobbo69:
“ lymphonodge:
“0 for 2, Herman
”
idiot
”

gobbo69:

lymphonodge:

0 for 2, Herman

idiot

(via zsnes)

geniusoflove:

me trying to sound employable: i love effort…. and doing things. i love trying. working is the best. i love it when its hard, and bad

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

me: what a lovely day! even the flowers are singing!

flowers (singing): the sins of our forefathers bind us to the dirt

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capacity:

me doing stand up: here’s a funny thing i’ve noticed: sometimes when you’re dreaming, you know it is a dream. you see the precious split right down the middle, between sense and magic, and you can hold there in that wonder before you wake up.

audience: we are dreaming with you.

(via beetledrink)

tripropellant:

tripropellant:

tripropellant:

tripropellant:

More i Grow my body Stonger. More i Learn my head gets Longer. More i Eat my belly Bouncing… More i Fight my foes i’m Trouncing.

More i Sing my voice gets Louder… More i Boast my pride gets Prouder… More i Run my speed gets Upper… What about you Mother Fucker…

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normally this is when people reblog posts like this and say something like ā€œi was on so much painkillers when i made thisā€ but that doesn’t apply here. i was completely lucid when i made this. i can remember writing this phenomenal post with crystal clarity. for me, it was typical. i could do this kind of thing every day if i wished to.

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gotsickofmyoldurl:
“ iwannapushyourdaisies:
“ bundyspooks:
“The first ever “champion” of a pie eating contest was an unnamed 6-year-old boy. In 1916, he managed to scoff a 10-inch pie in 15 seconds.
”
legend
”
why didn’t his parents name him
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gotsickofmyoldurl:

iwannapushyourdaisies:

bundyspooks:

The first ever “champion” of a pie eating contest was an unnamed 6-year-old boy. In 1916, he managed to scoff a 10-inch pie in 15 seconds.

legend

why didn’t his parents name him

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seriouslyitsjessyca:

squidsmeister:

whereshadowsmakeshadows:

Spongebob didn’t swallow cum or eat ass or have clinical depression or any of this stuff on these memes he loved his friends and making krabby patties

why is this in past tense spongebob is still alive 

It’s in past tense because he does all of that now

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snowysauropteryx:

wnycradiolab:

You know those little things that keep bread bags closed?  Well, the internet would like to tell you about them.  If you’re not doing anything too important right now, I think you should visit HORG (that’s the Holotypic Occlupanid Research Group) and explore a beautiful, obsessive, hilarious taxonomy of occlupanids.

(ht Metafilter)

Some of these must have a tiny , isolated reproducing population, because they’re looking rather in-bread. 

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