March 11th, 2014 at 5:44PM

fluvicoline:

poetry

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March 9th, 2014 at 9:18PM

reallyreallyreallytrying:

mystic-bullshitt:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean

*they’re

congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps

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March 9th, 2014 at 3:21PM

preschtale:

logicgoeshere:

der-prinz-aus-stahl:

basiumis:

datjukebird:

condensation

Condensation

cream

The best are the shirts with sayings:

PEANUTBUTTERCHOCOLATEBAR
MOTHERFUCKER

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March 5th, 2014 at 11:41PM

thefuuuucomics:

THIS IS ACTUALLY THE BEST VOICE ACTING I HAVE EVER HEARD

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February 24th, 2014 at 10:29PM

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February 22nd, 2014 at 9:09PM

pajamaben:

“Billy where is your homework?”

“im sorry Ms. Klein my dog- *sees dog in the window make a throat cutting motion* -gone cat ate it”

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February 18th, 2014 at 12:59AM

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February 15th, 2014 at 6:17AM

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February 14th, 2014 at 6:36PM

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January 26th, 2014 at 4:56AM

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January 10th, 2014 at 10:02PM

alt-j:

deadguy95:

everyone over 5’5 doesnt deserve happiness

what???? didn’t hear u all the way down there????? do u need a ladder????? i can get u a ladder

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January 8th, 2014 at 2:21PM

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January 2nd, 2014 at 12:18PM

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January 1st, 2014 at 3:54PM

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January 1st, 2014 at 11:30AM
astudyinabluebox: “ my-flourish-and-blotts: “ sloppyninja: “ This gif will be the death of me. They’re English subtitles of the Chinese version. ” I’m laughing so hard I’m crying I can’t choose the best one. ” wait for the founders names oh my god...

astudyinabluebox:

my-flourish-and-blotts:

sloppyninja:

This gif will be the death of me. They’re English subtitles of the Chinese version.

I’m laughing so hard I’m crying I can’t choose the best one.

wait for the founders names oh my god its worth it

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