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the mashup you didnt need.
It took me two days to find this again and I’m never letting go
ohmy god. its the smash mouth fugue i’ve been looking for it for so long GOD DAMNIT IT’S HERE AND IT’S BEAUTIFUL
absolute ogreload.
don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming
(via funeral-gnome)
if you ever feel weak or powerless, just remember that I, am not. And I am out there, very dangerous and I am looking for you. Good luck
Nothing makes me feel better about myself than watching people on infomercials
They can’t even eat or drink food right
adalfiina-deactivated20151127:
I’m under your spell
Nothing I can do
You just took my soul with you
(via boredn0w)
people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean
*they’re
congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps
Late for Meeting by - David Lewandowski (all credits on the youtube page) ,
These will never fail to cheer me up - if you havent watched Going to the store you should do that too.
i’m so glad to finally know where the fuck this weird guy is from
(via roachpatrol)
television history
i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years
i cannot stop laughing
Nine years ago, Japanese photographer Miyoko Ihara began snapping pictures of the relationship between her grandmother and her odd-eyed white cat. Miyoko’s grandma Misao found the abandoned cat in a shed on her land and the pair have barely been apart since. Misao named the white cat “Fukumaru” in hope the “God of fuku (good fortune) comes and everything will be smoothed over like maru (circle)”. Fukumaru is always in Misao’s shadow whether she is farming her land, having a bath, eating or sleeping. Now nearly a decade later their friendship and adventures have been documented by Miyoko in a photo book called Misao the Big Mama and Fukumaru the Cat.
from the Telegraph
if you ever feel stupid or weak or powerless, just remember that I, am not. And I am out there, very dangerous and I am looking for you. Good luck
(via bowiesnippleantennae)