April 15th, 2020 at 11:47PM

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Hey guys if you want to go to fucking ketchup college i have good news. I feel like a big stupid idiot for spending hundreds of dollars and hours on the GRE to apply to graduate school the traditional way when now thanks to covid-19 i can get a masters in condiment studies for next to nothing

#please leave me alone im already so sad that the week i got accepted into the best m*seum studies program in the country was the same week#they closed the louvre due to covid19 signalling a huge cultural shift that will have an enormous impact on my career and the lives of#everyone i love