May 27th, 2021 at 11:31AM

I love beverages so much they are like potions but real

5 notes #i just had a diet cherry coke and it removed a level of exhaustion#theres potions to make you sleepy and potions that make you dance#hydration potions#potions that are tasty#potions that make you poop#etc
February 14th, 2016 at 2:01PM

blessphemy:

jeezypetes:

blessphemy:

all these years of Experience in Life under my belt and i still have not a single clue what a “button nose” is supposed to look like????

WHAT DOES A BUTTON NOES LOOK LIKE? A “CUTE BUTTON NOSE”? EVERY TIME I SEE THAT PHRASE I THINK OF A PERSON WITH A BUTTON ON THEIR NOSE. I HAVE NEVER SEEN A NOSE THAT LOOKS LIKE A BUTTON

Sarah i have a button nose

there is nothing button like about your nose

Its small and round… Like a button… Probably related to the phrase “cute as a button.” This is a weird place to make ur stand sarah i think u know that in english and every other language there are phrases that are not 100% literal

(via blessphemy)

5 notes #idioms#metaphors#etc
July 5th, 2015 at 10:02PM

Every “quirky” tumblr post

jayjsupremacy:

Do sexual act with me then do nonsexual act with me

(500,000 notes)

This is unfair and hurtful, sometimes it goes nonsexual act, sexual act

(via king-small-deactivated20230615)

230,773 notes #rub my tummy and put ur fist up my butt eyc#etc
February 10th, 2015 at 5:27PM

witchydarling:

things to put on my resume

  • eaten a whole container of hummus at once
  • can fall asleep anywhere anytime and waste two or three hours

-has really nice nails and a stunningly symmetrical heart shaped face

-once drew a disturbingly accurate recreation of the dark mark on your fore arm with eyeliner

-terrifyingly strong, extremely powerful, great fashion sense

4 notes #etc