my dad told me to write a short story while he was out grocery shopping (because i didn’t want to go with him) and when i asked him what i should write about he said “Write a chapter of Watership Down.” So I asked, “You mean like fanfiction?” And he said yeah I guess??. an d i was like hmmm and he was like does that sound good and i said “Yeah, i’m thinking probably hazelxfiver incest smut and my dad was just ??!?!??? and i feel bad but also im laughing