What do u do when a boy doesn’t respond to ur text within five hours do you delete him from ur phone and memory or do you just have him killed
how to kiss a boy
- grab his waist
- slip your hand in his pocket
- steal his wallet
- dont even kiss him
- just run
(via yung-medusa)
GOD i just do not care about boys. fictional boys? no. real boys? definitely no. cis boys? holy shit not even a little bit. i only care about girls. every variant of girls. just girls though. i don’t care otherwise
Why do boys try to chat you up when you’re in line for the bathroom at parties? Like I’m here to pee not meet hot singles in my area
the sequeloverall looking at boys is a rly rewarding experience. talking to them, Not so much
(via iwilleatyourenglish)
dw:
CAN BOYS EVER WALK UP TO A TRASH CAN AND THROW THINGS AWAY NORMALLY OR IS THAT JUST NOT AN OPTION
no b/c if they get too close they will get sucked into their place of true belonging
(via iwilleatyourenglish)
I just destroyed my first boy of 2k14 it was not as exhilarating as I had hoped
10 Rules for Boys (that I didn’t know I had until they were broken)
- Do not facebook send me funny imgur images. I will not lol
- Please don’t tell me about your boring problems when we aren’t even friends. Just because I let you put your dick in me does not mean I want to hear about how little sleep you got or how shitty your TA job is
- Laugh at my jokes and give me piggy-back rides
- Do not call other women bitches in front of me. Why would you do that? In fact, don’t call women bitches ever. You should know better
- Only buy lubricated condoms. Dear lord, why do they even make the other kind?
- Don’t try to explain sports to me. I understand the rules, I just don’t care
- Something needs to be done about the shorts you all wear. The baggy khaki ones with all the pockets. I hate them. This isn’t a rule, just something to think about
- I am really, really smart. Smarter than you, probably. Don’t you dare forget it
- Please stop bragging about how drunk you got last night/weekend. No one cares. It’s not even remotely impressive
- Do not stop me in the street to tell me how beautiful I am. I know I’m beautiful. I have a mirror. Get the fuck out of my way
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