jeezypetes:

I hate living with my parents sm we’re out here eating lasagna with thinly sliced butternut squash instead of noodles and watching jeopardy and as always we try to guess the final jeopardy just from the category which tonight was “modern day innovators” and i said carly rae jepsen and they were like….. who is that

Also bc if i want to make myself an omelette in the middle of the night (which i do) i have to face my fathers disappointment (because he stays up all night watching tv on the couch which is right next to the kitchen)