As the semester goes on, the unicorn-to-notes ratio shifts radically (in favor of unicorns)
one of the pages in my genetics notebook just says PROTEIN STRUCTURE and the rest is just drawings of unicorns
sometimes i like to imagine that my genetics professor is lecturing only to help me fall asleep… & when i do, she’ll kiss me on the forehead, turn the lights off, and tiptoe out of the auditorium
these words do not interest me…….. i have no desire to read
i can’t believe there are upperclassmen at my university who like. don’t start a new paragraph for quotes or even bother Capitalizing the first letter
my roommate just told me she made the “executive decision” not to allow food in the room because SHE SPILLED COFFEE ALL OVER MY STUFF ANND WAS ANNOYED THAT SHE HAD TO CLEAN IT UP
ahhhhhhhhh my criminology professor is such a sweetie she was thinking about the difference between concurrence and mens rea because it confused a lot of people so she sent us a really cute email with examples when she got home
sometimes my roommate says curse words in her sleep and idk if its cute or scary
one of my books for school is described as “a 700-page joy to read” goD FUCKING DAMN IT
i think i just got off the waitlist for nonfiction writing next semester!!!!!!!! im very happy!!!!!!!!!
why do all of my professors use fucking comic sans in their powerpoints is this what im paying tens of thousands of dollars a year for
9. Compare the methods used to learn about the Earth’s and the sun’s structure?” of do you mean “Compare the methods used to learn about the Earth’s structure with the methods used to learn about the sun’s structure?” (More than two sentences okay here)