in pokemon you can battle a cop
you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie
(via vulpinecyanide)
i dedicate this comic to the teacher who pulled me out of class in middle school to tell me my bra strap was showing and that i needed to get a jacket to cover it up so that i didnt distract the boys
dedicated to all teachers, school administrators, parents, dudes, dudettes, random ass strangers, politicians and dogs who think that is a woman’s duty to ensure that men aren’t ‘distracted’
(via funeral-gnome)
whenever i use scissors i always have this brief thought of “ohoho man imagine if i accidentally snipped off my nipple”
It would hurt a lot but it would grow back, nipples are one of the few parts of the body that entirely regenerate
U N L I M I T E D N I P P L E SNO DO NOT TRY THIS AT ANY COSTDO NOT CUT OFF YOUR NIPPLES THEY ARE IN FACT LIMITEDL I M I T E D N I P P L E S
(via funeral-gnome)
Listening to Welcome to Night Vale
- Cecil: And now, an update on the Night Vale School Board! Their third annual pot-luck banquet was held in the Night Vale elementary gym today!
- Me: *head phone falls out*
- Me: *misses ten seconds*
- Me: *puts headphone back in*
- Cecil: There were no survivors.
