*soaks my p***y in rose water overnight*
mary berry: Well im definitely getting the rose.
paul hollywood: Me too, but its just slightly - check in the middle right there - underbaked.
me:Ā š¬
guys its pastry. I censored it because Iām shy about my baking
hey pastry has six letters and p***y has five š¬
it was a typo
(via margbarcis)