warabou:

i won’t say anything weird anymore i prommy (different way of saying promise)

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fruitsoftheape100:

How To Get So Sopping Wet In One Easy Step

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asker

Anonymous asked: ok... cis male, tall and lanky, brown hair that i always hide under my hat (i don't leave anywhere without it!), italian/japanese, kind of a nervous wreck, terrified of ghosts and my fav color is green!

maxknightley:

batz:

fuckkkkkkkktumblah-deactivated2:

aw omg would date u sound adorable

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smallrat36wagon:
“ marcitlali:
“ brotherwife:
“me after smoking half a bowl and drinking one bourbon on a weeknight
”
me after taking Yak tranquilizers in a berlin warehouse
”
you need to change your life styles or you might pass away .
”

smallrat36wagon:

marcitlali:

brotherwife:

me after smoking half a bowl and drinking one bourbon on a weeknight

me after taking Yak tranquilizers in a berlin warehouse

you need to change your life styles or you might pass away .

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drkshdwbnch:

dubious-dyke:

drkshdwbnch:

c3po:

fool me once: umm okey..

fool me twice: wtf o_O

fool me three times i piss so hard it rips

w..what rips

😎

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phoneus-on-hold:
“ peashooter85:
“Chinese smokey quartz sunglasses, 12th century.
”
if I was chilling in the 12th century and I saw someone wearing these I would immediately go into catatonic shock at how cool they looked
”

phoneus-on-hold:

peashooter85:

Chinese smokey quartz sunglasses, 12th century.

if I was chilling in the 12th century and I saw someone wearing these I would immediately go into catatonic shock at how cool they looked

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gobbo69:
“ lymphonodge:
“0 for 2, Herman
”
idiot
”

gobbo69:

lymphonodge:

0 for 2, Herman

idiot

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people in high school used to call me “succulent tendril” due to my habit of sprouting rather succulent tendrils from my body that classmates could pick and consume, to their endless delight