stop me
dilemma
1. 2/3 roommates would not be okay with me having a pet hissing cockroach
2. you can buy a hissing cockroach on the internet for like a BUCK
3. they are so CUUUUUTE
4. all they do is eat and sleep (relatable)
5. they have no evil in their hearts
6. they have nothing in their hearts - untainted, pure angels
7. transport: put it in a cup and bring it on a plane
8. what roommates know can’t hurt them (?)
What they don’t know can’t hurt them