I JUST WENT TO TACO BELL AND THE GIRL SAID “have a sauce-ome day!” AND I WAS LIKE “wtf” THEN THEY SHOWED ME A LIST OF WORDS THEY HAVE TO USE WHEN TALKING TO CUSTOMERS OMFG
why isnt spectacular like spec-taco-ular or something
I would rather shoot my burrito stand customers in the face than tell them to have a bajablastic day
(via kidsbop)