in case you wanted to know how my evening went
I made some really attractive faces an got licked a lot
A white dude with nasty ass dreads said he liked my hair
I’m going to three theme parties tonight: Skanky Goth, Freaks n Geeks, and Sex Kittens…. wish me luck
Ahhhh I look so good I got new jewelry and fancy popcorn in the mail and my friends are mega cute and I love them soooo so so much!! Also there were mozzarella sticks in the dining hall today is a good day nothing can get me down not even scrubbing insect fluids off the floor or the fact that I just coughed up a chunk of phlegm with blood in it or the futility of romantic love
This is why white people shouldn’t do hip hop
Me n the lil monster
Look at my roommate’s cute lil feet
I have a PhD in horribleness
I’m 2 cool 4 school (but I’m gonna go anyways because it’s the first day of classes)
maddie and i participated in the annual pantsless metro ride and it was good clean fun. we met some cool pantsless people and some drunk pantsless people and maddie is a beautiful princess the end
I spent the afternoon with a friend house sitting and this place is so beautiful + there was a cute dog + I took some mega classy mirror selfies