i want vincent d’onofrio to tilt me like a pig
anyway heres a pic of me getting kissed on the eye by my gfs snake
Thotting it up at work today
NO ONE else on this website has the courage to post a no angle no filter hair up shirt on backwards mascara destroyed by the drops the optometrist put in them type selfie like this but guess what. your pupils can dilate by up to 80% when you’re looking at something you like and I’m looking in a mirror baybayyyyy
Triptych of me laughing at dc pride
I was chillin in the soccer field w a pal waiting for the cat shelter to open n i was like “i bet i look rly good rn” amd guess what
Last night was gorgeous & iconic i was wearing a silk nightgown as a dress and drank a peach 4loko in a public park in San Francisco
This is a triptych about being 23 and a mess
TGIP (Thank God I’m Pretty)
Before and after going out last night and sobbing all the way home in the lyft
(via theweirdwideweb)
Fucked up if true
check out this pic i took in my aunts bathroom when i was h*gh at thanksgiving
This snapchat perfectly encapsulates all of my post college graduation emotions & honestly I can’t get over it