List of cartoon cereal mascots that got serious dick game, from a 2003 article in People Magazine:
The trix (or should we say Tricks) rabbit
The OG twink himsef, the nesquick rabbit
Back from his tour in Iraq, Tony “Her Majesty” the Tiger
THE thing from the honey comb cereal commercials in the late 90s
This guy
Count Chocula The Slut Himself
These three handsome young Latino men
And who didn’t make the cut you ask?
Buzz the Bee, for serially declaring himself a eunuch on live daytime television broadcasts intended for children
Booberry, a.k.a. “Pink Sock” The Ghost, for his infamous yet self appointed monicker
And of course, the disgraced man himself, the worst of them all:
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