hellboyfriend:

littleshrekthings:

shrek fashion is real, and it is spectacular

i legitimately honestly cannot believe this im not even laughing im speechless i didnt know the world could be like this

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fozmeadows:

scienceofsarcasm:

Evening Post: August 12, 1899.
“She immediately alighted, caught hold of the astonished youth, and gave him a sound thrashing, using her fists in a scientific fashion…”

I would love to know what this means.

I think that might be code for “punched him in the balls with devastating accuracy”.

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monetizeyourcat:
“harperisafairy:
“ hotdadcalendar:
“ This is my favorite thing I’ve ever read about Aubrey Plaza
”
you’re missing the other valuable information here, though, which is that Ryan Gosling goes to magic shows.
”
i feel like ryan gosling...

monetizeyourcat:

harperisafairy:

hotdadcalendar:

This is my favorite thing I’ve ever read about Aubrey Plaza

you’re missing the other valuable information here, though, which is that Ryan Gosling goes to magic shows.

i feel like ryan gosling is the sort of guy who goes to magic shows to speculate loudly about what the trick is and call the performer a phony and a bullshitter

smutlinson:
“ just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school
”

smutlinson:

just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school

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mapsontheweb:
“ Countries with lesser population than Shakira’s likes on Facebook
”

mapsontheweb:

Countries with lesser population than Shakira’s likes on Facebook

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my dad just called me downstairs to ask me what 420 was

jtotheizzoe:
“compoundchem:
“Today, a look at the contributing compounds to ‘old book smell’, and the origins of the less well researched ‘new book smell’: http://wp.me/p4aPLT-hV
”
Books don’t get old. They get better.
”

jtotheizzoe:

compoundchem:

Today, a look at the contributing compounds to ‘old book smell’, and the origins of the less well researched ‘new book smell’: http://wp.me/p4aPLT-hV

Books don’t get old. They get better.

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stridercest:

little—tea:

everyone must see this video once in their life brony or not

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The best thing that ever happened was definitely during “The Message”. I think for some reason it wasn’t on the gag reel. It was possibly the best piece of acting I’ve ever seen, which is the three-sixty [360 degree camera rotation] that Tim [as director] did while everyone was listening to the farewell message from Tracey [played by Jonathon Woodward]. And Nathan is standing with Zoe, looking kind of stricken - this is his old friend - and the camera pans around to Kaylee - and Nathan’s sitting next to Kaylee, looking kind of stricken in another way. And he managed to duck under the camera and get to every single member of the cast and just look really sad [laughs]. And some of them just could not keep it together and some of them did. But I’ve got to tell you - it’s hard to describe. And then when it finally panned down to the body in the coffin, Nathan was lying in [Woodward’s] arms, looking stricken. It was unbelievable - not only hilarious, but technically proficient. He really put some thought into it. But that’s Nathan.

— Joss Whedon, Firefly - The Official Companion. Volume Two x

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wtfbadromancecovers:
“Is he…gonna beat someone with that horse dildo?
Editor’s note: … wow.
”

wtfbadromancecovers:

Is he…gonna beat someone with that horse dildo?

Editor’s note: … wow.