short hair pros
- no tangles
- only 1 box of dye no matter how thick your hair is!
- wow you save like $18372 on shampoo and product
- people can play with your hair without getting tangles
- can fluff it like a punk or slick it back like a classy person
short hair cons
- like 3 style options. maybe 4.
- no mermaid hair when you swim
- no hair-stache
- sticks up at crazy angles while you sleep
- can never sleep with wet hair
- ever.