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roadmotel: “Anne Boyer, What Resembles the Grave But Isn’t ”

roadmotel:

Anne Boyer, What Resembles the Grave But Isn’t

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June 1st, 2018 at 8:22PM

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April 2nd, 2018 at 2:23PM

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

this is the biggest plot twist of our generation

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February 12th, 2018 at 6:02PM

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February 10th, 2018 at 7:56PM
sapiophobic: “ metaflesh: “ i wonder what this 200 year old salamander thinks about ” Nutrients ”

sapiophobic:

metaflesh:

i wonder what this 200 year old salamander thinks about

Nutrients

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November 18th, 2017 at 1:28AM
milsoph: “ pettyqueer: “ milsoph: “ thecomplaintionist: “ Mingus Reedus ” ” The holy trinity ”

milsoph:

pettyqueer:

milsoph:

thecomplaintionist:

Mingus Reedus

image

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The holy trinity

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July 25th, 2017 at 5:46PM

hvlth-gxth:

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peteymj:

the 60′s spidey animated television series was truly a gift

lit af

she was gettin it

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July 15th, 2016 at 1:57AM

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March 21st, 2016 at 10:27PM
phoneus: “ abstractbody: “ gibbon skeleton ” hey gibbon - okay, I’m gonna ask you to do this, but please don’t get violently euphoric this time - I can’t reach this box. could you… [ sigh] extend your arms to get it for me? [bones creaking painfully,...

phoneus:

abstractbody:

gibbon skeleton

hey gibbon - okay, I’m gonna ask you to do this, but please don’t get violently euphoric this time - I can’t reach this box. could you… [ sigh] extend your arms to get it for me?

[bones creaking painfully, gibbon screeching in pleasure and pain] YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH  BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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March 19th, 2016 at 3:31AM

reallyreallyreallytrying:

me: what a lovely day! even the flowers are singing!

flowers (singing): the sins of our forefathers bind us to the dirt

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February 18th, 2016 at 8:13PM

feliz-navistop:

k-scodelarios:

windows 8 can suck my dick

I can’t believe how far technology has come

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January 18th, 2016 at 12:38AM
doppelgender: “ andromeda40002019: “ who did this just wondering i love the use of ellipses ” the clunk wrote this ”

doppelgender:

andromeda40002019:

who did this just wondering i love the use of ellipses

the clunk wrote this

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December 26th, 2015 at 3:33PM

naamahdarling:

seriousjones:

tired of hearing about how saturn is the most fuckable planet just because it has the most rings. jupiter is clearly the most fuckable planet, and trust me, i’ve already heard your “oh the great red spot is an std” jokes, and i don’t care. and btw, the logistics of fucking the rings of a planet don’t make any sense. have fun trying to put your dick through a bunch of jagged rocks and ice, you piece of shit

this is like one of the best posts i’ve seen on tumblr and let me tell you why

  • “tired of hearing about” posts that then go on to delineate something i have literally never heard anyone talking about are hilarious
  • the idea of trying to rank the planets as fuckable is absurd
  • huffy “i don’t care”
  • nitpicking the logistics of something impossible
  • horrible mental image
  • ends very angrily

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