Doll-makers in the ‘60s threw everything at the wall to see what stuck. “Peteena the Poodle in a Bikini” did not. A Hipster Animal of the Go-Go Age.
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I wanna have grandkids just so they can be weirded out by how hot I used to be
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once someone complained about a book that they felt was “trying too hard to have a diverse cast” and argued that “black people should be happy — they’re better represented than they used to be”
and my editor looked up and said “you know, they pay me a lot here. i have a penthouse in new york and a Porsche. but i am prepared to punch you in the face, lose my job, abandon everything, and live in a fucking tree just to avoid people like you. get the fuck out of my office.”
is your editor single
i fucking wish
he’s 45 and 100% married
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also my lip is still bruised from that girl i made out with on monday i dont think im strong enough to be gay