purgatoryflatsent:
“ applepicker:
“me when i get hauled off to prison for all you can eat buffet crimes
”
What am I being arrested for? Enjoying a succulent Chinese meal?
”

purgatoryflatsent:

applepicker:

me when i get hauled off to prison for all you can eat buffet crimes

What am I being arrested for? Enjoying a succulent Chinese meal?

(via unclefather)