more shark fabric facts in the original tweet but this is my favorite, @mbari-blogβ can no doubt confirm the veracity of this information
*if youβre having difficulty parsing what this meant to say itβs even funnier because itβs a mangling of how many people are killed by sharks vs. hippos so whatever translation system (or human being doing their best) wrote this they just assumed βeatβ and βkillβ were the same thing and so we get the suggestion that hippopotamuses actually eat human beings. Anyway I hope you all looked at the link to see other important knowledge.