Your fave is problematic: the parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago
- is not resting
- did not move
- is not stunned
- is not pining for the fjords
- has passed on
- is no more
- has ceased to be
- has expired and gone to meet his maker
- is stiff
- is bereft of life
- rests in peace
- would be pushing up daisies if he weren’t nailed to the perch
- his metabolic processes are now history
- is off the twig
- has kicked the bucket
- has shuffled off his mortal coil
- has run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisible
- IS AN EX-PARROT
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i have to go to work when im sad?? i hate america
i-think-i-thought-i-saw-you-try:
a friend came round to help me revise and forgot to log out of her facebook on my laptop so I’ve spent the last 20 minutes devoting her facebook to trains.
I’ve also got the middle name “ILikeTrains” pending and have joined 50 “I love trains” groups.
UPDATE:
TODAY BETH RECEIVED THIS LETTER FROM A TRAINSPOTTING ORGANISATION. THIS FRAPE IS THE MOST SUCCESSFUL THING I’VE DONE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
how can this person even say no friends of trains has a thriving gift shop
(via vulpinecyanide)
marshmallow-the-vampire-slayer:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer - 2x02 Some Assembly Required
Well, I guess that makes it official. Everybody’s paired off. Vampires get dates. Hell, even the school librarian sees more action than me.
(via boredn0w)