“i like the little japanese cucumbers not the big american ones.”
“OH DO YOU?”
“they’re so delicious.”
“I BET THEY ARE”
“yeah chop them up into slices and eat -“
“DON’T CHOP THEM UP JESUS CHRIST.”
“molly we’re talking about cucumbers.”
“NO WE’RE TALKING ABOUT ***CUCUMBERS***!!!”
we’re ordering the pizza under the name “frank”
big discussion it was indeed
(decided that “yo momma’s dick” was too embarrassing)
no one decided that sarah
because it was never an option
because you arent saying anything
asshole
oh so you have somethign against assholes now
YOU KNOW WHAT COMES OUT OF ASSHOLES SARAH
MY DICK
this is my face being surprised
what is
i missed the face
make the face saara
(via blessphemy)
IT IS IMPORTA NT TO TAKE RES[UNSIBILITY FOR YOUR YOUR HAIR SCHHILDREN
The time was Yesterday, and the place was Creative Writing Class;
this dude had brought in an absurdly hilarious story and was reading it out loud, but when he got to this one part I couldn’t take it anymore and doubled over in my seat with half-silent laughter, leaning over on my…