some type of adult girl

benepla:

meettheghost:

benepla:

i actually thought really hard about the placement of all of these.

for instance, the “tuesday again no problem” dog stands as lawful good because not only is it showing no harm in any way, it inadvertently replaced the annual tuesday reblogs of “hahaha it’s tuesday you fat nasty trash” of sbahj fame with something uninsulting and with a dog

meanwhile dennys stands as chaotic evil because it is a Corporate Meme, which has none of the m.o. of making anyone feel anything but compelled to eat at their resturant

idk thoughts?

superb memery. the good and evil rows are very clear, but would you care to share your thoughts on the neutral row? (also im genuinely curious about that bc this particular meta meme fascinates me beyond belief. we are becoming self aware)

right away

the zelda cdi king represents youtube poops as a whole, which in effect has become a type of filmmaking. as such, even though youtube poops are bizarre and chaotic in content,  they all have certain rules and trends within themselves, as well as well-used soundclips (mario voice no, the explosion that starts with WHAT THE F-). basically, it is a controlled source of filmmaking. you could have put disney slash fic AMVs here too and it would have made sense.

that feel when no gf is a true neutral in it’s truest form. it could be argued in the hayday of 4chan meme comics it was much more  evil, as tfw no gf could be paired with friendzone culture, but it currently stands to do nothing much to shake the modern world. unless tfw no gf gets put onto a school notebook sometime soon, it will probably never exist as someone’s favorite or least favorite meme, yet it has left an impact on us all

when your mom come home and make hte spaghetti is chaotic in the ways corporate memes are; you know that “hte” was left as a purposeful typo, the gif was campy and silly to mirror the likes of the dancing baby from meme’s lore. it was a very purposeful meme, and spawned one of the greatest vines of all time, but is otherwise harmless.

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look at this hymen diagram i just pulled off wikipedia

yes, people with hymens like the top row and maybe even the bottom left should be able to go slow and use lube and avoid tearing successfully! hooray how lovely!!

on the other hand, don’t tell me you’re gonna have penetrative sex with a hymen like the bottom center or center left and not experience tearing ever- you can decide what you want to do about this if this is you.

so plz don’t tell me it’s necessarily abusive and exploitative if there’s tearing during first penetration

on the other hand, don’t tell me tearing is a normal and expected part of every first time and that penetrative sex always has to be painful for people with vaginas

bodies are diverse, bodies are different, know your body and know yourself

thank

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jtotheizzoe:

A healthy dose of inspiring reality, courtesy of Science:

The nearest star to the Moon (other than the Sun), Proxima Centauri, is 4.3 light years away from us. It marks the beginning of what astronomers would call the “stars” beyond our solar system. Miss the Moon, you will be relegated to floating around in the infinite blackness until you quickly succumb to the vacuum and frigidity of space and die. Consider yourself inspired!

Have a great day!

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I firmly believe that the reason many Slytherins were easily convinced to join Voldemort was because they were treated like shit by the rest of the houses while they were growing up. Imagine spending seven of the most important years of your life being told that you were part of the bad house and therefore bad yourself. Everyone boos your quidditch team. All the houses will hang out with everyone except you. You grow up being hated by your fellow students and many of your teachers.

Now imagine someone comes along and tells you that you’re not worthless and bad. That you’re invited to join a family where you will right the wrongs committed against you. You have the opportunity to be wanted and powerful instead of a hated outcast. Several of your former classmates are telling you how great it is. How you’re welcomed and needed. These are the kids you grew up with. The classmates who went through all the same things you did. Being a Death Eater sounds pretty good now.

I’ve been waiting for a post like this.

I was always bothered by the scene at the end of book 7, when the students are asked whether they want to fight the incoming Death Eater army. The Slytherin students are all like, “Uh. No?” And they’re treated like terrorists for it. In the movie, they’re even locked in the school dungeons while everyone cheers.

Did nobody stop to think and realize that if the Sytherin students had stood and fought, they would have been facing their own parents on a battlefield? Even if some of them weren’t really on board with the whole Death Eater thing, expecting them to fight was just cruel. They were children. The oldest of them were seventeen. Babies. And their own professors were asking them to shoot illegal killing spells at Mum and Dad.

Imagine you are a Slytherin and you are staying behind to defend your school and maybe restore some honor to your House. The other students are all giving you mistrustful glares. You know they’re waiting for you to start hitting them in the back with stunning spells. You consider doing it, too, because you’re already starting to regret the choice you made.

Then the battle begins, and you are up against a crowd of strangers who aren’t strangers at all. You recognize voices, muffled behind masks but still piercingly familiar. Your uncle. Your cousin. Your best friend’s big sister.

And then you see a tall man in expensive grey robes. A moment later you notice the small, curvy woman next to him, wand ready. They are guarding each others backs.

You recognize their shoes.

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sirkowski:

derpscream:

FINALLY A COMIC THAT DESCRIBES MY VIEW ON DRINKING

Pretty much.

There are some beers I liked on the first try…and the ones I don’t I just don’t drink.

That and I prefer harder alcohol because it’s a nicer taste.

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