it is critical that children across the United States are given a steady diet of pervert literature through compulsory education to guide their moral development, lest they fall into the insidious and spiritually-ruinous trap of Disney Adulthood
I was thinking about the healing crystals thing again, and why aren’t there rocks that make your life worse instead of better?
like, if there are crystals that spiritually heal me and improve my relationships, it seems like there should be some that make me sexually frustrated, attract toxic people into my life, increase my anxiety, and scare away my spirit guides. I think that would be both logical and funny.
…Anyway I was on wikipedia and there are lots of minerals and rocks.
