no “carrd.” you learn things about me based on what you can piece together from the vague details of my life I disclose in rare moments of vulnerability
While it’s true that catboys are not the opposite of catgirls, catgirls do form part of a well-defined binary. The opposite of the catgirl is, in fact, the van art wizard.
From
Voyage de la corvette l'Astrolabe Zoology [Atlas, Mollusques] (1833) by Dumont d'Urville et al.:
Illustrations of a sea hare (top) and a sea snail known colloquially as an “episcopal miter” (bottom). While both names are a bit questionable, I do think the latter looks more like a bishop’s hat (miter) than the former looks like a hare.
Full text with many other colorful illustrations available here.
growing up reading fantasy books was such a bust cause your whole life you’re left wanting more from life and like there’s something missing and you’re just waiting for that missing part to begin but it’s never gonna come
i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers
i guess i have to do all the work around here dont i
