- me: *minding my own business*
- nicki minaj: like like I'm Nicki minaj...
- me: nicki lewinsky, nicki the ninja, nicki the boss, nicki the harajuku barbie. like I mean I don't even know why you girls bother at this point..... like give up, iTS ME, I WIN, YOU LOSE. hahahahahahaha o shit hahaha yo. I'm a bad bitch, I'm a I'm a bad bitch. I'm a bad bitch, I'm a I'm a bad bitch. hahahahahaha!!!!!
a few of the strong and beautiful things in the world that i may never get the opportunity to fight with
- a 2000 year old oak tree
- treacherous cruel gulls by the beach (very fast inhumanly quick)
- my own inner demons and short comings
- the entire concept of music
some more
- the year 2012 its gone now
- those cookies at the bakery that look infuriatingly misshapen but are behind a glass so i cant get at them
- my keys but only when they are lost fighting them when i have found them isnt the same
- beloved comedian and english sex god mr bean
(via exidhotpinktipsylive)
If you catch me staring at your lips looking kind of hot and bothered, it means you’ve got food stuck to them and I’ve grown impatient waiting for an opportune moment to tell you about it.