Optimist: believes we live in the best of all possible worlds
Pessimist: fears is this is true
Me: worries that an American Gods series run by Bryan Fuller with such an amazing cast is too perfect of a thing to possibly exist in this wretched garbage reality, and the world is going to end before it can air.
I would be grumpy if this happened. It would ruin my apocalypse.
what ^that probably means: Neil Gaiman won’t be able to enjoy the apocalypse if it means American Gods hasn’t come out yet
what I definitely, on first reading, assumed it means: Neil Gaiman has his own plans for a global apocalypse but his is scheduled after American Gods comes out, and he’ll be miffed if some other loser steals his (possibly literal?) annihilitory thunder
(via blindedbybooks)
when youre watching chopped and someone says theyre gonna use the ice cream machine
the tootsie pop owl gave me a blowjob and bit my dick off
