whenever stores use the word preppy to describe the style of a clothing item im just like WOw fuckin preps ebony dark’ness dementia raven way would never buy that so neither will i
if they sold shinji ikari push-up bras id buy one. i dont care if they were sold for 5 million dollars i’d buy one. id buy hundreds of them. i want shinji ikari to protect my nipples and instantly add 2 cup sizes
“yeah, it was quite the adventure—”
[I BURST OUT OF YOUR FRIEND’S FUCKING CHEST]
DID YOU SAY ADVENTURE TIME
“my hatred for sexism runs so fucking deep”
"how deep”
*i slice open my abdomen and acid pours from me, and when it hits the pavement you can faintly hear the hiss of “destroy the patriarchy.” my wound spontaneously heals. i rocket into the sky to fucking plow through our male-oriented society*
(via ticklemehomo)
drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk.
i love boys with body hair i better be makin out w/ a got damn yak u feel me
fuck i hate when children cry like why cant you just internalize your emotions like the rest of us
(via satorikomeiji-archivelol)
it stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to