Had a pretty low key dnd sesh this week…. most important thing Perris did was cross a spooky cave full of skeletons to get the best skull for her adopted goth daughter and the dm played the tension up super high to make it seem like a trap but in the end it was just cave full of like regular dead people no monsters or nothin. Also she took 17 jello shots as tribute to a milk spirit
No one asked but this is my dnd character Perris (named so because she’s a combo of Paris Hilton and Ferris Bueller, not after the town in California where they just found the horrible child cult. And speaking of child cult) and her adopted daughter Veas, an 11 year old air genasi she rescued from a homicidal cult. Perris has never really interacted with kids before and she really hated Veas at first because she was creepy and kept talking about how she wanted to murder people but after knocking the kid out and carrying her around for a couple hours she grew attached and now she’s determined to raise the kid with all the love and affection her wealthy parents never gave her (and likely never will, since Perris was disowned by them for being a thief and a carouser and accidentally killing her arranged betrothed, the son of another wealthy family, in a drunken brawl). She’s just a futch rogue with a terrible personality and this kid is gonna grow up to be a weird, sort of lovable monster just like her