“i like the little japanese cucumbers not the big american ones.”
“OH DO YOU?”
“they’re so delicious.”
“I BET THEY ARE”
“yeah chop them up into slices and eat -“
“DON’T CHOP THEM UP JESUS CHRIST.”
“molly we’re talking about cucumbers.”
“NO WE’RE TALKING ABOUT ***CUCUMBERS***!!!”
“emabrrassing thign in creative wtiring class” -sarah
today i was walking down the street and there was a dude with blood all over him get his foot wedged in the door of a cafe and stagger
my friend wanted to go back and see what was happening and i was like GURL
three options here
1. video/movie
2. prank
…
SARAH
WHAT IS THE POINT IN BEING ALIVE
IF YOU DON’T TAKE RISKS AAND EXPLORES THE BEAUTIFUL UNIVERS WE INHABIT
YOUR A HORSE MELON
(via blessphemy)
IT IS IMPORTA NT TO TAKE RES[UNSIBILITY FOR YOUR YOUR HAIR SCHHILDREN
The time was Yesterday, and the place was Creative Writing Class;
this dude had brought in an absurdly hilarious story and was reading it out loud, but when he got to this one part I couldn’t take it anymore and doubled over in my seat with half-silent laughter, leaning over on my…