hey so i know this is tumblr and we all have a lot of different opinions but
fuck wasps
no
get out of my life
(via blessphemy)
(via blessphemy)
i found this and i had to share it with someone who appreciates ducks here you go
“i like the little japanese cucumbers not the big american ones.”
“OH DO YOU?”
“they’re so delicious.”
“I BET THEY ARE”
“yeah chop them up into slices and eat -“
“DON’T CHOP THEM UP JESUS CHRIST.”
“molly we’re talking about cucumbers.”
“NO WE’RE TALKING ABOUT ***CUCUMBERS***!!!”
“emabrrassing thign in creative wtiring class” -sarah
today i was walking down the street and there was a dude with blood all over him get his foot wedged in the door of a cafe and stagger
my friend wanted to go back and see what was happening and i was like GURL
three options here
1. video/movie
2. prank
3. actual zombie(it was option 1 but if you guys see a zombie you should really just keep walking)
YOU ARE FALSE
HOW COULD YOU JUST WALK BY SOMETHING THAT EXCITING
WHAT ARE YOU
CARDBOARD
HORSE??
MELON
IT IS IMPORTA NT TO TAKE RES[UNSIBILITY FOR YOUR YOUR HAIR SCHHILDREN