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(via kidsbop)
Hydrofloors are only like the coolest thing ever invented. They are specially designed pools with movable floors. When you’re using your pool it’s just like a normal pool. But when you are done swimming or aquacising, you press a button and the pool’s floor slowly raises up while the water slips underneath the floor. Pimpin! Eventually the pool’s floor reaches the top and you are left with a large flat area you can use for recreation, dining, parties or any other dry land event you want.
Another press of the button and the floor sinks back down slowly to reveal your already water-filled pool. You can also stop the floor at any point which means you can make the pool as shallow or deep as you want. Having a kid’s party? Just set it for shallow kiddie pool depth. Be sure to throw a few extra chlorine tablets in the pool cleaning mechanism though, you know how kids are.
I could potentially drown my enemies at a sleep over…
(via theseadorkablethings)
This is the saddest commercial I’ve ever seen in my life
WHAT KIND OF FUCKING COMMERCIAL IS THIS? ALL OF THAT EMOTIONAL TURMOIL I JUST WENT THROUGH JUST TO SELL INSURANCE? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?
I’m sobbing.
WHY DID YOU MAKE THIS IT HURTS I MEAN REALLY WHAT WERE YOU THINKING IT MAKES ME FEEL ALL SICK INSIDE IMMA CRY
WHAT THE FUCKING HELL WHO THE FUCK WOULD MAKE A COMMERCIAL LIKE THIS?!?! I’M CRYING OH MY GOD SOMEONE WHY UGH I HATE WHOEVER MADE THIS IT IS THE SADDEST OMG
LIFE INSURANCE?!?! WHAT THE HELL????
there are no words to describe what I’m feeling because of this
that was beautful…and hurt in every way. I’m trying not to outright bawl right now so i don’t wake anyone
my face is numb and wet this was so wonderful ugh
i think i’m gonna throw up i’m so emotional right now
….
;A;
(via kaijufluffs)
get in losers we’re going field-tripping
on acid probablyWhat if she wasn’t even their teacher. What if she was just their acid dropping bus driver who would tell them to get in and then they’d dope up and just sit in the parked bus for hours mumbling about science and stuff.
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(via timeanustestified)
