stealthrockdamage:

guy who sees something scary and says This is activating my suck or fuck response

(via dovesndecay)

space-mouse:

i love unhinged women but i also love women who try so fucking hard to be hinged. clinging to those hinges by her fingernails.

(via gloriaholle)

asker

Anonymous asked:

is it possible to be transsexual (with a very literal interpretation of the word) but not transgender? like if a cis woman wanted to have a penis but didn't want to be a guy?

catgirlforeskin:

genderoutlaws:

i mean slay honestly

it’s not just possible, it’s recommended, start slaying absolute penis girl

as-if-and-only-if:

thecryptkeeper:

image

β€œhey can we rot the vibes a little?”

(via frogbogmoondog)

(via grox)

liquidstar:

liquidstar:

Armadillogirl gf who turns into a ball whenever you get into an argument

me: i just feel like we can never communicate, because whenever theres any conflict you always-

her: ◯

me: I KNOW YOU CAN STILL HEAR ME ARMILIA YOU CANT KEEP DOING THIS PLEASE

(via mens-rights-activia)

Reverse ouroboros… constantly vomiting itself up

obviousplant:

image

The Perfect Girl Except She Has Constant Diarrhea

kristina100000:

an underground girlfriend that gets max 5 notes on her posts

(via mens-rights-activia)

garbagesauce:

harrygoodsirs:

less arguing about shipping more Chernobyl cat fish

image

the one closest is named Borya

#that’s not even the radiation catfish just be like that sometimes

(via wizardpotions)