EAT OR BE EATEN: koboldandthebeautiful: so i’m in this antique store the other day and...
so i’m in this antique store the other day and i run into a guy with an orange for a head.
“excuse me,” i say, wondering what his deal is, “i can’t help but notice you have an orange for a head.”
“ah yes, funny story that,” the man replied, “you see i was in here…