“i need some black lipstick. to match my soul” -sarah

flipspring:

we’re ordering the pizza under the name “frank”

big discussion it was indeed

(decided that “yo momma’s dick” was too embarrassing)

no one decided that sarah

because it was never an option

because you arent saying anything

asshole

IT IS IMPORTA NT TO TAKE RES[UNSIBILITY FOR YOUR YOUR HAIR SCHHILDREN

pastelbat:
“ If i would get a cake like this on my birthday i would cry
”

pastelbat:

If i would get a cake like this on my birthday i would cry

(via satorikomeiji-archivelol)