someone pitching an idea for an animated tv show for kids
- Person: so it's about a pair of friends
- Producer: great! So what's the twist? Is one of the dudes a dog? One of the males is a snake? Perhaps both bros are animals of some sort
- Person: well first of all they're both girls
- Producer: *grows three more heads, all of them gnashing their teeth in anger, their orange eyes blazing with hellish flames. Huge claws erupt from his newly scaly hands, rending his oak desk to splinters*
- Producer: THE DARK GODS WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH AN ABOMINATION