God just reflecting on my grocery store nightmare yesterday… I accepted my roommates offer to drive me there bc it was hot and I didn’t want to walk and she picked out 1 item and spent the rest of the time following me around commenting on my purchases so i ended up buying only half of what I needed. At one point i was goofing around with the shopping cart and she was like “You weren’t popular in high school… were you…” & if I hadn’t eaten a weed gummy prior to departure i would have been slain on the spot
She also called me an alcoholic in the checkout line