January 25th, 2015 at 1:21PM
  • cons of dating me: i won't kill the spider
  • pros of dating me: that's because why the fuck would i? it's not doing anything it's just sat there i will escort that spider safely elsewhere and everybody will just be fine with no unnecessary arachnodeath
42,669 notes #I felt so cool and masculine last year bc all my suitemates were scared of spiders and I would just calmly scoop em up#take them outside