I can’t believe it took me until i only had one semester of grad school left to figure this out but the secret writing a ten page paper in a night with minimal suffering is to throw your phone into the laundry basket so you can only look at it on bathroom and snack breaks and take naps when you get bored instead of catching up on all your webcomics
Ohhhhh my god i forgot to include A thesis statement literally never take advice from me
Last week i went to marshals to get purple conditioner bc sometimes they have a fancy brand i like for cheap but they didn’t have it so i got another brand and a cute blouse and a furry hooded cape and i got a little lost in the store bc i was slightly stoned. AND THEN when i was taking a shower i put the new goopb in my hair and it was sudsy and I realized I’d accidentally gotten the shampoo instead so the next day i went to the cvs bc its closer and got another nonpreferred brand of purple conditioner there and the next time i showered the SAME THING HAPPENED I GOT SHAMPOO AGAIN