we’re ordering the pizza under the name “frank”
big discussion it was indeed
(decided that “yo momma’s dick” was too embarrassing)
no one decided that sarah
because it was never an option
because you arent saying anything
asshole
oh so you have somethign against assholes now
YOU KNOW WHAT COMES OUT OF ASSHOLES SARAH
MY DICK
I CAN’T HANDLE THIS RIGHT NOW. I JUST WANT MY CINNA BALLS. WITH THEIR SWEET ICING.
their icing
sweet as melons
sweet sweet melons
melon balls
horse balls
thse size of melons
im just rapping here
go with it
How to college:
- drink coffee
- cry
(via witchydarling)