pretty tired of straight girls putting shit like “cutest couple” and “👭” on pictures of them and their best friend like we get it u don’t take wlw relationships seriously and it’s all a big joke 2 u
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- my dad (after securing the christmas tree in its stand): Well, THAT'S not going anywhere.
- me: That is comforting.
- my dad: That is comforting.
- my mom: That is comforting.