In related news, I looked in like 9 different stores and pharmacies and none of them had regular face wash. I’m honestly starting to think these European barbarians wash their faces with the same soap as the rest of their bodies
I’m kind of digging it
This corned beef looks and tastes like dog food
this just in: tumblr user blessphemy threatens to steal my not-boyfriend for a meme shirt100% chance
I would get with it just to steal that exquisite shirt
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4-8yr Olds Describing Love.
- Rebecca, age 8: When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.
- Terri, age 4: Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.
- Danny, age 7: Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.
- Nikka, age 6: If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.
- Elaine, age 5: Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.
- Chris, age 7: Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.
- Mary Ann, age 4: Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.
fuck u sarah im pouring my heart out and you accuse me of trying to break into the “big game text post hall of fame” (whatever THAT is). and then you don’t even reblog it disgusting
WHEN WILL IT END. THE MADNESS. WHEN WILL SOMEONE HAVE THE COURAGE TO SAY, THIS THING SHOULD NOT HAVE BACON IN IT. GOD HELP US ALL
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