don’t put lemon or sugar on ur face.
I think it’s time for Jesus to return to Earth and cleanse us from our sins.
Anonymous asked: i usually don't like the aesthetic of black girls, it's simply not within my preferences. you, however, are extremely gorgeous. can i get the most awkward compliment 2014 award now?
lol why are you polluting my inbox with your mayonnaise idea of a compliment don’t you have things to do like take care of a sunburn or shoot a black teen for playing loud music idk what do u ppl do in ur spare time
Of all the things wrong with this, the one that stuck out to me was that the cigarette smoke is blue. I’m becoming jaded, damn it.
Editor’s note: Also, Ann L. Probe.
it’s really baffling when you see a series being held on a pedestal by a good portion of the people you follow so you get the impression it’s gonna be amazing but then you actually try it and you’re just
did you know soap doesn’t really clean your hands it just makes the water molecules smaller so the water can go into smaller crevices in your skin isn’t that the weirdest shit you’ve read today
are people reblogging this thinking its like a scientific fact because if so
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Anonymous asked: I can't help being a white cis female like I'm a lesbian but idk do you still hate me because if you do I'll be very disappointed in myself. It's not like I can just get a sex change?? I'm okay with who I am??
muscleluvr4-deactivated20140223:
i dont hate cis people but i do hate you specifically
squiddle dee dee
squiddle dee dum
DON’T EVER ENTER THE WOODS ALONE, KIDS
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I used to have a picture of Elijah Wood at a fair somewhere putting his face in one of those wooden scene things only is was a women’s vagina and it looked like he was being birthed and i loved it a lot but when the Russian Mob hacked our computer everything was cleaned off
sometimes i think Elijah set us up
youre welcome. this has been saved on my computer for years.
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